For a certain breed of travelers, such as that of Eugénie and myself, there inevitably (though luckily only occasionally) comes your better-to-avoid towns. Not that these are places to avoid for fear of danger nor political unrest ("bullocks says I!"); nor for savage beast or hungry ghost; nor for principle or ignorance alone. There goes an aged but ever-wise saying back in the 'old country,' which goes "where in bushels find ye white men scattered about thy route, turn thee with haste for the odder bearing, and SCOOT." My trepidations for such spaces where tourists flood to Africa's lonely horizons comes as a devastating but inevitable result post-colonialism has played on the myth of dependant economies. There are places where mzungu has no identity with human face, but evokes the same response as a piece of paper with dollar signs scribbled about it's pine scented ass. Eugénie and I have become less and less able to cope with our being misrepresented not only as dollar bills, but as dollar bills laying about the curb just waiting to be picked up by the first hungry eyes who meet ours. This representation is more a function of the history of post-colonial aid than it has to do with tourism, but in spaces where both have been sources of great profit, I understand why it is difficult to make the difference between the two.
Arusha and Moshi are two such towns, if you are anything like Eugénie and I, better-to-avoid. But if you just cannot die if you haven't earned your t-shirt proclaiming "I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro," then these are towns you must be prepared to visit! Tanzania's tourist economy thrives due to its national parks and nature reserves. From the safari wonder of the Serengeti, Arusha National Park, Ngorogoro Crater, "The Kili" hikes, and a handful of smaller parks, there's lots of nature to ingest (or even vomit back up) from this lush region. Each park costs $50 a day for foreigners, plus accommodation, food, guide, vehicle, porters, etc. For the Kili, it tends to start at $1000 for five days hike, but many companies don't pay any of the porters, chefs, and venders so it is your responsibility to pay them something and tips are aggressively expected to all as well. It may be worth an honest admittance that Eugénie and my standards of appropriate budgeting, at this junction of our travel, has become unrealistic even to the minimal standards of living expected by most local people we encounter (an evolution of "thrift" in its purest abstractions has become viral in our psyches). But we also have seen enough countries in East Africa who have tried to make a range of prices to not exclude, embarrass, or trick travelers, that we can conclude that there is policy in place here (both politically and socially), which does not consider low income foreigners as worthy viewers of Tanzania's beauties.
Take the price of the Kili as an example of such policies. Of that $1000, around 65%-72% goes to the government. The rest goes to the guide company (for each person climbing there are around seven workers who need to get paid, plus lodgings and food for each)which is later taxed again for that money as income. A safari of four days in the Serengeti and its surroundings should cost around $700. Plus foreigner travel tax and port taxes for island trips. Plus tourist visa fees (some of the highest in the region). And at the end of the day, with all the money made by the Tanzanian government for its nature, very little needs to go back into preserving it. Nor does much make it back to the communities for aid, education, or development (since Tanzania is one of the most development funded countries from foreign sources). This means that every tourist that can pay such prices, reciprocates the sentiment that the government already sends to its citizens, that foreigners are here to pay for us.
The horrible swarm of begging bodies which jump all over you as you descend the bus into either of these towns is inescapable. All battling for a piece of the action by bringing you to one of the seemingly infinite companies "offering" tours, safaris and guides. These people are called "flycatchers," and they get a small cut from the companies for each head they bring. Hakuna Matata is the motto here, and the more someone says it, the more they expect you can buy. Avoiding the gangs of “businessmen” and pushers in the street is as impossible and exhausting as ignoring them. The problem is two-fold: there are no regulations in place to make it impossible for illegitimate companies to be operating, and at the same time there are too many companies (legitimate and not) operating for the number of tourists that desire tours. This means that each company fights for every bit the can find, and there’s nothing to protect unsuspecting tourists from being conned into paying beyond logical prices (the reason the legitimate prices too have shot up so quickly in recent years). And many companies can't actually provide what they offer leaving loads of tourists each season with ruined vacations. To me, Arusha and Moshi (two equals in competition for crappy places to visit), highlight the worst of African racial profiling of Westerners as rich, gullible, naïve and consumerist. But here, even less than the rest of the country, tourists really don’t experience anything particularly Tanzanian; no local foods, no conversations with locals, no kiSwahili except the most anglo-morphic variations. But it isn’t only worth blaming the ‘breed’ of tourists this place attracts. Any attempt to do so would put someone in the barrage of fire from urchins, pushers and hopeful others trying their best to get any piece of them they can.
Though, being the heartland of Massai peoples, there are quite a few shops and museums detailing their infamous identity in the country. Of the not-so-traditional crafts most Massai shops have to offer, one can choose either an enormous knife, a made in China pair of Massai sandals (certainly not made of a quality that would bring a Massai far on her/his pastoral trek), cell phone protectors, wallets, Massai passport cozies and poor batiks (not a Massai art form historically). The dense clouds of tourists in caps and khakis is astonishing around such shops. And always nearby is one of the seemingly never-ending rows of tourism offices. If you so feel the urge to buy an iphone while on vacation, fear not, for any of the tens of thousands of electronic stores shelve them for over $1000 each. This is not the place for we thrifty few. This is a region which can be likened to the golden goose of touristic economy. You would never even suspect so as you cross the more than 400 km of arid land and dust to the south. But those who live here have the opportunity for richness that is unrivaled anywhere else outside the region, and they take every chance they can to not let that opportunity go to waste. After all, its the only thing which keeps the country afloat.
Le Mont Kilimandjaro : un rêve à laisser dans les livres.
Pour les voyageurs que nous sommes, chaque pays dispose d’une ou de plusieurs zones classées dans la catégorie "à éviter". Ces endroits ne sont ni dangereux, ni peuplés de tribus cannibales. Le fléau est tout autre, il s’agit du tourisme de masse. Ce qui était à l’origine un atout culturel ou naturel exceptionnel est devenu un véritable enfer. Louxor en Egypte ou encore la Costa Del Sol en Espagne sont peut être les exemples les plus éloquents. La Tanzanie a la chance originelle de compter le mont Kilimandjaro dans ses frontières. Deux villes, Arusha et Moshi, situées à l’extrême Nord du pays au pied de ce sommet mythique, sont des villes qu'il faut aborder avec un certain état d'esprit. Arusha est le lieu d’arrivée de milliers de touristes venus souvent exclusivement découvrir les merveilles de la nature qui se trouvent dans les environs. Les safaris dans le parc national du Serengeti ou dans le cratère du Ngorongoro ont tous Arusha pour point de départ.
La ville qui n’a d’intérêt que parce qu’elle est située au pied d’une autre fameuse montagne, le Mont Méru, compte autant de touristes et de 4x4 que d’habitants. Des Massaïs se promènent dans les rues comme ils le feraient dans la savane. Scandales en pneu, grands tissus à carreaux autour des épaules et téléphone portable, ils se mêlent aux touristes en short-casquette. Le contraste est étonnant. Les agences de tourisme se succèdent dans les rues et l’on ne compte pas celles qui n’ont pas de vitrine en plein centre ville. Les hôtels de luxe et les restaurants internationaux sont tellement nombreux qu’ils pourraient satisfaire quelques milliers de touristes supplémentaires. Arusha compte même des magasins d’électronique vendant micro-ondes, congélateurs et i-phone à 1,35 millions de shillings tanzaniens, (soit environ $1000) au cas où vous auriez perdu le vôtre en brousse. Soyez le bienvenu dans une petite enclave quasi européenne où le dépaysement est (presque) garanti. Sachez que vous venez de pénétrer dans un haut lieu du racisme à la sauce africaine où les blancs, les muzungus, en plus d’être tous les mêmes, ne sont que de riches porte-monnaie en cuir, naïfs et consuméristes. Ce n’est vraiment pas ici que vous prendrez plaisir à découvrir la culture tanzanienne. Notre devise pourrait ainsi être : "ne t’approche jamais trop près d’une rue pleine de gens blancs"
Arusha est un vrai joyau situé au cœur d’une région poussiéreuse. Personne ne s'attend vraiment à cela en sortant d’un bus rempli de poussière qui a tout de même mis 7 heures pour parcourir 400 km. Le tourisme est une véritable poule aux œufs d’or pour le pays et les sommes dépensées ici atteignent des sommets. Pour une ascension du Kilimandjaro en 5 jours, le voyageur devra dépenser $1000 et pour un safari de 4 jours dans le parc du Serengeti environ $700 (les taxes gouvernementales atteignent souvent 65%). La guerre entre les guides, les rabatteurs gracieusement nommées flycatchers, les vendeurs de dagues massaï very good-price good-quality hakuna matata* my friend est sanglante. Il y aura toujours quelqu’un prêt à tout pour trouver ce qu’il vous faut à n’importe quelle heure du jour et de la nuit, hakun a matata my friend ! Les jeunes aux cheveux longs en jean-basket à l’anglais parfait, cool comme en Europe sont tous plus malicieux les uns que les autres pour tenter d’attirer votre attention. Hypocrites au-delà de l’imaginable, ils s’étonnent -faussement- du fait que, oui, j’avoue, je n’ai pas envie d’être ton amie hakuna matata my friend et que non, je ne te dirai pas de where I’m from my friend car tout le monde me fatigue depuis ce matin. Alors pole sana, kwaheri sasa* my friend. Un blanc est un blanc de toute façon non ? Il faut bien essayer, on ne sait jamais my friend. Bref, dans une rue du centre ville d’Arusha il est extrêmement difficile de rester aimable. S'aventurer dans les plantations de café des environs où personne -en théorie- n’a plus rien à vous vendre reste souvent la meilleure solution pour retrouver son calme.
Moshi, qui est pourtant une autre base arrière du tourisme de masse, ne compte pas autant de parasites. Mais ici aussi il faut savoir rester ferme pour éviter les guides et autres "artistes-fabricants-d'instruments-de-musique-traditionnels" à la recherche de bons clients. Moshi est une petite bourgade calme, très pole pole*, beaucoup plus tanzanienne en somme. Chaque rue compte au moins un vendeur de pastèque tirant sa grande charrette en bois et une rangée de tailleurs installés sur les trottoirs. Pas grand-chose ne se passe à Moshi, mais l’on y prend du bon temps. Le mont Kilimandjaro que l'on a l'impression de pouvoir toucher du bout du doigt est bien souvent timide. Seuls les plus chanceux ou les plus matinaux auront l’occasion d’apercevoir son sommet toujours enneigé, mais la plupart du temps caché par d’épais nuages eux aussi d’une blancheur parfaite.
* Petit lexique kiswahili pour novice :